actual snow, simulated vomit

Blink 182 says "nobody likes you when you're 23". so, Nicki turned 23, and where do you go when nobody likes you? you take your friends to Dreamworld, apparently- Thailand's incredible ripoff of Disneyland. It was a lot like Disneyland with higher levels of jank and disgustingness.

there's a space mountain here like d-land; take away the cool music and add jank and paper mache planets, and you've got it.

Undoubtedly the best part of Dreamworld was the indoor factory they turned into winter and called Snowtown. In it we looked ridiculous, because we wore snow boots over bare legs and feet, but we felt cooler than we ever have.

it WAS the north pole up in here.

with real snow and a real cold fake polar bear to freeze up my legs.

and after leaving Snowtown and beginning to sweat again, we found a robot dressed as an alarmingly real man who leaned over and puked into a trash can when it sensed us drawing near. I have no idea why this would ever exist, except maybe in Dreamworld they like to be inclusive on both awesome and disgusting things alike.

and before you leave dreamworld, it's important to visit the Giant House and see what it's like to be tiny.

just cause you can.